So, how much longer are you going to stare at my profile? 😏 I'm sitting in a café on the corner, finishing my second latte, and the person I'm waiting for clearly thinks I was born out of thin air. Meanwhile, I'm scrolling through our chat and thinking that you text more interestingly than he calls. Anyway, let's skip the small talk. I want to sleep with you. Tonight, if the stars align. I want you kissing me, holding me close, pulling off this ridiculous dress, and forgetting my name by morning. Send me your address, and I'll forget all about my latte. 😈